permalink: datasheets
Sunday, July 24, 2005 09:25 a.m.
Think I'll start posting again.
permalink: beenawhile
Saturday, July 23, 2005 02:45 p.m.
Portland Precision has a separate rental department that rents instrumentation out on a daily, weekly, or monthly basis. We also offer rental purchase options. All of our instruments are checked and collimated before every rent to assure accuracy.
• Laser Levels
• Transits
• Total Stations
• Data Collectors
• Auto Levels
• Theodolites
• Precise Levels
• Laser Sensors
• 360 Laser Sensors
• Pipe Lasers
• Machine Control
• Magnetic Locators
• Prisms
• Measuring Wheels
• Rods
• Tripods
• Prism Poles
• GPS
http://portlandprecision.com/survey_software_topcontools.html
permalink: Robotic
Tuesday, March 1, 2005 07:35 p.m.
I hate my job. The noise from the blower motors is constant, I'm trapped in a room with the same 4 people, and I will never be allowed out while working for this company.
I'm ready for the revolution.
permalink: hatemyjob
Wednesday, February 9, 2005 11:36 p.m.
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts".
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he
finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna
start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You jerk! You waltz in here, flop
your fat butt down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Darn it, it's started."
permalink: started
Tuesday, January 4, 2005 10:14 a.m.
How can you spot an extroverted engineer? He stares at your shoes instead of his own.
A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it, I can never remember that word."
permalink: acetylsalicylic
Saturday, December 25, 2004 12:14 p.m.